WELL THIS IS EMBARRASSING....

Well folks (i love how i talk as if i had a huge audience), you'll never guess what i just discovered. Turns out that matt10012 is not in fact the hunky chunk man with lucious locks of hair, masculine large hairy arms, and pecs as large as dinner plates as i imagined. My fantasy man is, but in fact....my best girlfriend, McCall Mathews. Ummm...whoops! But that's ok, because even though you dont have pecs as large as dinner plates (ummm....yeaaah.), or a muscular hairy body (haha! ha. ha....ha.), you do have the softest, shiniest, best smelling hair that i have ever had the privledge to be smothered by (McCall and i were bed buddies all last summer). So....ummmm....welcome! You know what, i would choose you over a man that i could use as a dinner plate any day! In fact, i would prefer YOU as a dinner plate! Oh gosh...im not making this any better, am i? Well, i should go before i really start to embarass myself. Oh, but before i go i would like to direct anybody who is having a bad day, who would like just a little light reading as well as a bursted gut, to go to thewaitlister.blogspot.com. Revenge is sweet McCall.