Today two new feats have been made. Firstly, an astronaut with too much gumption for his britches jumped from outer space and free-falled down to Earth at a whopping 833 mph [for all you non-smarty pants out there that's faster than the speed of sound] At 24 miles into space this little daredevil broke the record for the world's highest skydive as well as the highest man balloon flight. Pretty impressive, huh? But that ain't nothing compared to what I'm about to tell you next. Today not only has a man performed a supersonic skydive from the stratosphere, but a girl, this girl in fact, has just been accepted to Utah State University and is now officially an AGGIE!! (cue explosion sound affects) When i opened my letter and saw that Congratulations! the "i just woke up up" crust from my eyes shot out like fireworks. Guys, there is only one thing better than getting a letter in the mail and that is....getting a letter in the mail that begins with Congratulations. As i ran around the kitchen with my I'M IN! sign held above my head screaming out I'M AN AGGIE! [as instructed] i even dare to compare my level of exhilartion to the skydiving astronaut. Eh, what can i say? Some people set there goals for the stars, while others set there goals for Logan, Utah.
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